What am about to spill here is nothing but the real truth. A clear validation that men can never survive a day in a woman’s world. Below are some of the reasons as to why;
1. Cramps
This is the most uncomfortable and probably the most disgusting thing ever. No guy would bear this, the overwhelming pain you get at every contraction, the rushing fluids each time you cough or laugh hard as if you are giving birth to a jellyfish.
The throwing up, the fever, and having to bathe lots of times throughout the day. The precautions girls take about what to eat and what not to eat would make It hard for guys to live in this world for more than a day. If you grin at the sight of blood from a small wound, what about your own?
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2. Tantrums
Some girls love throwing tantrums. They like it. No day feels complete if they do not. In such a girl’s world, there is barely any guy that would last a second in this pit. Having to angrily comment about every little small thing that crosses your eyes even for no reason but just because you feel you need to. This is a very tricky world for guys to last in. They wouldn’t last a day.
3. Childbirth
If a mere heartbreak would make you want to end your life, how much more will childbearing? Women are the strongest creatures on planet Earth. No man can stand labour pains; it’s a matter of death and life. You bear the pain just to bring another life into this world. The emotions that come with pregnancy, I imagine this being nonexistent in a world where guys would have to be pregnant.
Would you handle waking up in the night, tiptoeing to the kitchen to eat cold food because you’re craving cold beans? Or would you cry because you have been eating your mango and now it’s finished? No man can handle these emotions. They wouldn’t make it a day in a woman’s world.
4. The diet drama
Imagine not eating certain foods because you have to keep the body in shape for bae. The horror!!! Since you are used to eating whatever crosses your eyes, then this becomes a low-key food jail. There are many things girls do for guys to keep stuff moving and given a chance to swap shoes, many guys would run out before the half day.
5. Makeup
Yes, this nonsense takes a lot of time. This is something an impatient guy would not do. At this point, you realize girls go through a lot of embraced struggles to make sure they look good for their guys. The art of chopping an eyebrow off and redrawing it perfectly back on would have many guys disqualified from staying in the girls’ world. It’s too much work that requires patience.
If you are the kind of guy who does not take time in the mirror but just smears “mukwano” vaseline and dashes out, then you ain’t cut out for the girl’s world.
6. The rude stares
One of the worst places to go shopping around Kampala is downtown. Reason? Well, that’s quite simple, the men in that place stare like monkeys on heat. Any guy would probably give up on going downtown for whatever reason because it is so damn annoying.
Imagine guys staring and hissing at you like you are some bastard with no name, pulling you everywhere like everyone wants to go with a piece of you. Damn right! No guy would last a day with that kind of drama.
7. The walk of shame
The things girls have to do to get away with life are the most unbelievable if you have to experience them. Right from the school where girls are sexually harassed by lecturers and keep quiet about it because they don’t want to be failed in their exams and it’s probably her final year. She will give in just to see that she goes onto the next phase of life.
At her workplace, her bosses will want some of her already-bitten cookie. It’s very discomforting and sickening working in such an environment. It’s just too much.
Believe me, no man would make it a day in a woman’s life. An hour into our world would be enough for one to make a complete TV show of five seasons.
