Demi Moore mocks Ashton Kutcher’s package.
‘Hell has no fury like a woman scorned,’ they say and Demi Moore is showing ex-husband Ashton Kutcher that he should have not messed with a ‘G.I. Jane.’ Kutcher’s manhood is at stake should Demi keeps her “promise” to show the whole world that Mila Kunis is not a very lucky lady to be spending the rest of her life with a man of “small package.”
Ashton maybe one of the sexiest men in Hollywood and he has had his time when every gal just wanted to be with him – – then and now – – especially after landing great projects such as Steve Jobs’ bio pic, ‘Jobs’ and replacing Charlie Sheen as America’s highest-paid actor on television for ‘Two and a Half Men.’
But will all good things coming his way change as perception of his “manhood” takes an unwanted turn when Demi make good her threats to show Ashton’s alleged “small unit?”
Citing a report that originates from tabloid Star Magazine, The HollywoodGossip.com noted that friends of Demi said the “Disclosure“ star mocks what Ashton has up in his pants and describes him as “not the most well-equipped lover she’s ever had.”
Another online news outlet, Celebitchy picked up the June-24 print issue of Star Magazine and quoted the tabloid as saying friends of Demi already saw her “evidence” she saved on her phone.
Celebitchy: “Friends claim Demi, 50, is getting her revenge on Ashton, 35, by showing off his, um, shortcomings. According to an insider, Demi has some revealing images of Ashton on her phone that appear to show he’s lacking in a certain department.”
“Demi had previously confided, the friend adds, that Ashton was sexy but not the most well-equipped lover she’s ever had – and the photos seem to back up the claim,” added the friend of Demi, according to Star Magazine.
Real shocker! Would you think of Ashton with “shortcomings” in ‘Killers’ his 2010 film with Katherine Heigl where he shows off real hot body in many shirtless scenes. And he’s all trunks and tight diving suit in ‘The Guardian’ with Kevin Costner that his millions of Twitter followers would have hoped to see in reruns?
How could Ashton Kutcher, a model before he became an actor and producer, who was all shirtless and semi-nude in modeling projects would have that small unit?
Does Demi really have her aces up her sleeve against her ex-husband?
The friend who talked to Star Magazine admitted that the ‘Ghost’ star may just feel vengeful which came amidst reports of Ashton marrying Mila Kunis. And the actress could be just not over him. But the insider who saw the image on Demi’s phone was quick to quip.
“Demi is still hurting that Ashton cheated and then rebounded so soon after their split,” the friend said. “It could just be the angle, but these photos don’t leave a big impression.”
Plus, this is not the first time that Ashton’s manhood has made the headlines (and will soon be making BIG headlines when tabloid hits newsstands). Almost ten years ago, Brittany Murphy, who dated Ashton also hinted at a talk show in 2003 that indeed the actor has a “small peen.” The late actress later apologized for her remarks.
“In 2003, the late Brittany Murphy went on a talk show and hinted that Ashton wasn’t well-hung and then apologized for the comment,” Star Magazine said in its report as quoted by Celebitchy.
Should Demi post images of Ashton, would this hurt Ashton’s career? Ashton and Demi is in the middle of divorce after the two separated in 2010, shortly after Ashton was caught cheating on Demi with a blonde at a party binge. Could Demi be hurting because Ashton has already rebounded and even set to marry Mila Kunis?
The former couple’s divorce is at stalemate with no news of Ashton giving in to Demi’s demands. The actress apparently wanted share of what Ashton earned even after their separation two years ago. Demi was also last reported asking Ashton to pay the renovation of her apartment, to which the actor, politely declined.
Author: Moses Echodu
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